MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
ARE YOU CRAZY?
Yes. Why do you ask?
ARE YOU EXCITED?
ARE YOU SCARED?
HOW CAN YOU AFFORD TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
Kanye let me borrow $53M.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
It’s been a dream of mine. I’ve talked about it for years and talk was getting me nowhere.
AND NO ONE IS PAYING YOU?
YOU KNOW YOU’RE CRAZY, RIGHT?
I think you’re crazy for asking me all these damn questions.
WHAT ABOUT PLACES LIKE MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA? HOW DO YOU DRIVE THROUGH THERE?
DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY?
But only in Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, North Carolina, Florida, Georgia, Washington, D.C., Pennsylvania, New York, Massachusetts, France, Canada, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Idaho, Washington and California.
IS ANYONE HELPING YOU DRIVE?
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO TURN AROUND LIKE HALFWAY AND GO BACK HOME, RIGHT?
Where is halfway do you think?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT ROUTE TO TAKE?
I used an algorithm created by Dr. Randy Olson which computes the optimal road trip across every state in the US. I modified it a bit so I could cover 48 states and attend some events I had on my list.
DO YOU HAVE A DAY JOB?
Software Test Engineer.
YEAH, RIGHT? FOR WHO?
THE GREETING CARDS COMPANY?
DOING WHAT?! MAKING CARDS? HAHAHA
Testing their streaming video service website.
WHAT IS IT CALLED?
Feeln. You should check it out.
WOW. ARE THEY HIRING?
All the time. But they don’t hire people who ask dumb questions.
SOFTWARE. SO, YOU’RE ONE OF THE SMART ONES, HUH?
WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
Penn State University.
HOW LONG IS THIS TRIP?
YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET TO EVERY STATE IN ALL THAT TIME?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB?
What about it?
DID YOU QUIT?
WAIT, SO THEY LET YOU DO THIS?
ARE THEY CRAZY?
WHO IS YOUR MANAGER?
IS HE CRAZY?
WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO? EVERYONE IN LA HAS A SECOND JOB SOMEWHERE.
Driver for Uber.
If you want to sign up to be a driver and earn $500, use my code (it will help me buy ~83 beers while I drive across America):
If you’ve never used UBER as a passenger and want $10 in ride credit, use my code ‘svyn8ue’ to sign up here:
Driver for Lyft.
If you want to sign up to be a driver and earn $500, use my code (it will help me buy minty flavored dental floss by the time I get to Kansas — I heard their ribs are amazing):
If you’ve never used LYFT as a passenger and want $10 in ride credit, download the app here:
DID YOU DO THIS WEBSITE ALL BY YOURSELF?
CAN YOU DO MY WEBSITE?
Totally. As long as you don’t ask any stupid questions.
DO YOU HAVE ANY REFERENCES?
Ian Edwards Comedian
Jeff Hodge Comedian
Jaiden Hodge Comedian
Yeah Mon Entertainment
iSteveHenry.com (coming soon)
DwannBrown.com (coming soon)
SeanCarrigan.com (coming soon)
ANY SHOUT OUTS?
Check out my boy’s podcast: Dean Delray: Let There Be Talk on iTunes. One of the best out there.
IS HE GOING TO BE ON YOUR TRIP?
We will be doing comedy together in Denver at Comedy Works. If you are in the area during the week of June 28th, 2016, come through and ask a stupid question. Actually, don’t … he hates that.
WHERE IS STEVE?
Somewhere. Living. Being. Laughing. Smiling.